Betty Beacon T-Shirt

My daddy always said to me, "Betty, go to Beacon..."
— Betty

When they told me Betty was returning to Beacon, I just didn't want to believe it. And I’m a little scared.
— Frightened Beacon Resident

The last time I saw Betty she just leaned in and whispered, "I’m sorry but I can't date anyone named Chad."
— Chad

I’ll be honest, I don’t know exactly who Betty is but I wouldn’t admit that to most people in Beacon.
— Anonymous